[Conversations] Because it's fun

Aug. 16th, 2017 05:41 pm
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So, because I'm a limping thing that limps from a resurgence of an old injury no one can figure out how to fix, it's not that much of a stretch to see how I managed to knock off all of the Spouse's papers from the coffee table on my way to the kitchen, even with as much space as we have in the living room.

Spouse: You knocked over all my papers.

Me (looking over my shoulder and pretending to be surprised): Boy, I sure did.

Spouse (trying not to laugh and attempting Serious Voice): Why must you do things to irritate me?

Me (really fucking cheerfully): Because it's fun!

He doesn't quite manage the straight face or the eyeroll, not when I plant a wet kiss on his cheek and blow a raspberry, but he did sigh and go over to pick up the papers and put them back in order without another word, because I can't exactly crouch down to do that right now.  He's the best.

*beams*





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